Monday, 24 November 2014

Jokes of the Day (November 24, 2014)

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." 

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."


A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " 

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. 

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.


Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

On This Day in History -- November 18

1307 - William Tell reputedly shoots apple off his son's head.

1477 - William Caxton produced "Dictes or Sayengis of the Philosophres," which was the first book to be printed in England. 

1626 - St. Peter's Basilica is consecrated. Replaced an earlier basilica. Largest Christian basilica.

1738 - France & Austria sign peace.

1820 - Captain Nathaniel Palmer became the first American to sight the continent of Antarctica. 

1911 - Opera "Lobetanz" first American performance.

1951 - Chuck Connors (Los Angeles Angels) became the first player to oppose the major league draft. Connors later became the star of the television show "The Rifleman." 

1970 - Russia lands self propelled rover on Moon.

1983 - Argentina announced its ability to produce enriched uranium for use in nuclear weapons. 

2001 - Nintendo released the GameCube home video game console in the United States.

Thursday, 6 November 2014

t h e p o w e r o f t h r e e

If you asked me what I was doing, I could only tell you three words. Those would be: Spanish, as well as math, and even piano! Of course blogging doesn't count!

As for piano, I'm doing songs such as the church hymn "Faith of Our Fathers". Problem is I can do it just perfect.. except when someone's listening to me. So that's what I'm doing for piano.. plus trying to figure out which note is which. *see sigh below*

And then I just  flip and flip and flip n' flip! through my hymnal and me song book until... I find a song I recognize! And it's one I REALLY LIKE!!! Who can relate? So I look at the book and up at my piano andddd I'm like...

But.. I can't make this post very long.. cuz I got spanish, math, piano.. andddd whatever else I want, but first the boring stuff. But.. you know what I feel like right now? Forget math. Forget Spanish. Forget piano. ANNNNDDDDD..... watch some wet hair! I feel cruel for posting this.. ... ... 

Well that's it. The end. The cruel end. Of EVERYTHING!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... 

5 minutes later

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Spanish ~ Personal Pronouns

Yo I

Tu You (informal)
Usted You

El He
Ella She

Nosotros/Nosotras We
Ellos/Ellas They

Ustedes You-all

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

5 of the Most Beautiful Bugs on the Planet

Some of the most beautiful creatures on Earth are living right under our noses. I’d like to take a moment and share with you all some of the most beautiful bugs on the planet. You won’t believe what you see!
Jewel Beetle – Chrysochroa fulgens

Picasso Bug – Sphaerocoris annulus

Joke, Gif, & Meme {3 Funnies} of the Day (October 28, 2014)

Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. 

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant. 

"Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer. 

They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please". 

The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. 

The conductor took it and moved on. 

The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy a ticket at all. 

"How are you going to ride without a ticket"? said one perplexed accountant. 

"Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer. 

When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."



Monday, 27 October 2014

Randomness (October 27, 2014)

Click here or there or anywhere. Take this dare to see how you fare! If you pass this test you can pass anything.. remember I helped you, when comes the ring.

P.S. Random fact about me: I have been 11 for a month!

Jokes of the Day (October 27, 2014)

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


The nurse burst into the doctor’s office. “Doctor! She yelled, “you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and … and he dropped dead right outside the door!”

The doctor jumped into action. “Quick,” he said, “We've got to turn him around so it looks like he was just coming in!”


How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least 3 light bulbs.


If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Very large hands!!

Friday, 24 October 2014

Tiny Turtle!!!


“Found a leetle baby turtle on our walk- for all that is good and holy, squeeee!” -Rachel C


Thursday, 23 October 2014

Care for a jelly baby?

TARDIS Index File

Jelly babies were an English sweet favored by the Doctor, his fourth incarnation in particular. The Doctor often offered them to companions and others he met on his travels. Jelly babies were in the shape of a miniature humanoid child. They were made out of gelatin and were available in a variety of colours and flavours.

Jelly Babies From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jelly Babies are a type of soft sugar candy or jelly that are shaped as babies in a variety of colors.


Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Quick Note

My tags haven't been working of late, so just if you were wondering why cats and dogs are under 'deer', etc..

5 virtual roller coaster rides that will give you chills!

I handpicked these myself and I nearly fell out of my chair watching these!

If you didn't find this thrilling, you have no sense of fear. None. 

Where Is the Fastest Roller Coaster?

Is the fastest roller coaster at the top of a mountain, so that it uses gravity to give it speed? Or maybe it’s near the equator where Earth spins the fastest?
Click HERE to see link
Roller coasters don’t need to be at the top of a mountain or near the equator to give them speed. Engineers have designed them to go fast no matter where they are. Let’s take a look at some of the fastest roller coasters in the world:
  • If you’ve ever ridden a roller coaster, you’ve probably felt a “sinking feeling” in the pit of your stomach when the coaster plummeted down a steep hill. That feeling is caused by the sudden lack of forces pushing on your body. The acceleration forces of the roller coaster counteract the normal sensations of gravity and, just like that, you — and all of the stuff inside you, such as your stomach — feel weightless.
  • So where should you go if you want to experience the wildest roller coasters in the world? If you’re looking for speed, head to the United Arab Emirates in the Middle East. The Ferrari World Abu Dhabi amusement park is home to the Formula Rossa, which is the world’s fastest roller coaster at 149.1 miles per hour!
  • If you’re looking for a tall roller coaster with a massive drop, visit Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey. The Kingda Ka is the #1 roller coaster in the world for both height (456 feet) and drop (418 feet). The world’s longest coaster is the Steel Dragon 2000 in Nagashima Spa Land in Japan. Its total length is just over 8133 feet (over a mile and a half long!).
  • Today, the two major types of roller coasters are wooden and steel. Wooden roller coasters are similar to traditional railroad tracks. Cars travel on tracks mounted to wooden beams. Massive support structures are needed, so wooden coasters tend to be less flexible. Most of a wooden coaster’s exciting motion is up and down. Steel roller coasters, on the other hand, have a much greater range of motion. Steel coasters run on tracks made of long steel tubes that can be made in many shapes, including twists and corkscrews. Steel coasters can easily tilt riders in all sorts of wild and exciting directions. Because steel coasters can be seamlessly welded together, they also tend to have a smoother ride.
Today, there are about 2,000 roller coasters operating around the world. Over 90% of them are steel coasters. Some of them feature new and daring designs, such as coasters that you ride lying flat so that you feel like you’re flying!

Monday, 20 October 2014

Relatables are sooo awesome!

That's why I can't just stop posting them.. sorry, but... tell you what?! You comment, yes, COMMENT(!) below, and I'll post WHATEVER you want :D


FINE. I'll give you something else. Link surprises!!! :D

or there

the BEST relatables :D

At least the best ones I can relate to..

Believe me, I would if I could xD

Is this a worldwide dad thing or what?!?

And, finally... *DRUMROLL PLEASE*

Do YOU relate to these? COMMENT below..

School | Sewing | Spanish | & Relatables!

What am I up to, you ask? Well I'm doing some sewing, and I need to work on Spanish. And then there's school. The school part of school Spanish doesn't count! I better get back to that...

:D :) :/ :(

No. This post hasn't even begun!!! So here's the relatables :D

Ok, before I continue.. here's the game part of it. YOU tell me in the comments how many of these you relate to, and add your own as well (sort of like a link party). Let's get to it!

Stay tuned for more later today... (and remember to check out this TOTALLY AWESOME giveaway! @

Saturday, 18 October 2014

Doctor Who Season 8 w/ Peter Capaldi

What do you think of..
  • this pic I made
  • Doctor season 8
  • Peter Capaldi

Please comment below! :)


Have a GREAT day, and..

- Mia Silva

Thursday, 16 October 2014

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Saint Spotlight - St. Gianna Molla

Saint Gianna Beretta Molla
lived from October 4, 1922 to April 28, 1962. Born in Magenta, Italy, she was the tenth of the thirteen children in her family. At three years old, her family moved to Bergamo. Gianna began her doctoral study in Milan. She received her medical diploma in 1949, and after a while, though she wished to join her missionary brother in Brazil, chronic illness forced her to continue her practice in Italy.

Gianna Molla was an Italian wife and mother as well as being a pediatrician. She married in 1955 and bore four children. After delivering her fourth child, she died of septic peritonitis.

After a miracle involving both a pregnant woman and her still-to-be-born baby, Gianna was beatified by Pope John Paul II. The pregnant woman had prayed to St. Gianna for help and the baby was saved from death due to lack of amniotic fluid in the woman's body.  The beatification was on April 24, 1994, and St. Gianna Molla was officially canonized as a saint on May 16, 2004. 

St. Gianna is best known for refusing an abortion & a hysterectomy, despite knowing it could result in her death.

She is the patron saint of mothers, physicians, and unborn children.


Monday, 13 October 2014

Thanks be to God!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

What are you thankful for?

I do have a lot of things to be thankful for. I am thankful for my home, my family, my friends, and my joyous (at most times) life... And it's a holiday so my dad's home! But I'm still forgetting one very, very, very important thing to say.

Thanks be.. to God!!

Between Heaven & Earth by Eric Walters - a book review

Title: Between Heaven and Earth
Author: Eric Walters
Series: Seven (The Series)
First Published: January 1st, 2012
Average Page Count: 245 pages
Recommended Age Range: 10 - 16

When DJ's beloved grandfather dies, DJ and his cousins each receive a personal letter. In the letter DJ received from his grandfather, it is his grandfather's last request that he scatter his ashes on the peak of the tallest mountain in Africa.

Can DJ climb Mount Kilimanjaro and scatter his grandfather's remains... between heaven and earth?

My Thoughts on this Book
I read this book for a book club I had created with some friends and friends' friends, and it was one of my friend's friend who chose this book for the club to read. At first I questioned the book from its title and summary, but after reading it, these thoughts were diminished. I liked how it was written and it was an adventurous book, and I like these types of books. Even though the title suggests that the book would be religious, it had no background as such. It was a little awkward to read about a boy of almost eighteen carrying his grandfather's 'remains', but otherwise the book was quite good, and I would recommend it.

My Rating & Other Notes
I shall rate this book 8/10, and I think the age range that I find on other sources is quite accurate (around 10 - 16 though I'm sure anyone above 10 years old can read it, not stopping at sixteen or eighteen years of age.)

Other Reviews on this Book

You might want to try to search yourself for some.. I couldn't find any..

I hope you find this review helpful and enjoyable!

Friday, 10 October 2014

30 Captivating Ceilings


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Tuesday, 7 October 2014

I love my followers! =)

This blog cannot be a blog without my followers and viewers. The only thing is, I'm not sure if my posts are being read. Is there a point of me posting on this blog?

It's YOU I want to comment! If I get no comments, I may proceed to close the blog. However, if even one person enjoys my posts, it is worth it.

Thanks for reading and commenting!