So... I'll try to do jokes often-ish, this is part one. Please comment if you like it! From Just Joking 2 (National Geographic). After you think of your answer, find the real answer by selecting the space after the italicized answer word (the answer is in white text).
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Answer: You'll rise and shine every day.
Why shouldn't you tell a joke while ice skating?
Answer: The ice might crack up!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Answer: I think I'm coming down with something.
An ADORABLE one!!!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Answer: Is that you, Mommy?
Finally, one last goodie! :D
Why did the barber win the race?
Answer: Because he took a short cut!
Lastly, I hope I am not going past any rules or anything by giving sneak peeks of this book, but to make up for it, I'll show that you can get this awesome book on Amazon. :)