Monday, 27 October 2014

Jokes of the Day (October 27, 2014)

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


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The nurse burst into the doctor’s office. “Doctor! She yelled, “you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and … and he dropped dead right outside the door!”

The doctor jumped into action. “Quick,” he said, “We've got to turn him around so it looks like he was just coming in!”

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least 3 light bulbs.


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If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Very large hands!!

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